Funny Status Message #90796

X is carefully placed a spider egg sack under my ex's pillow
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 92597 There was a spider in my bathtub so my wife got a tissue and very carefully burned the house down.
# 151820 There was a spider in my truck so I very carefully turned my hazard lights on and drove off a bridge.
# 111440 How to kill a Spider: Get a piece of tissue paper, approach it slowly, and very carefully, burn the house down.

←Rate | 02-16-2012 09:15

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links