Funny Status Message #90518

X A candlelight dinner with long stemmed roses sounds like a deadly combination for my inflatable valentine.
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 20874 "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." George W. Bush
# 169665 Dinner by candlelight: for her it's romantic, for me it's about shadow puppets.
# 112857 went on a 9th date with a girl, we watched Batman. so far its been dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMANN!

←Rate | 02-14-2012 01:33

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links