Funny Status Message #9043

X Tip of the Day: When greeting your friend Jack at an airport,do not yell "HI,JACK!!". Another tip: prison food is terrible.
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←Rate | 11-09-2009 09:17 by Lemonpillow | Tags: Approved

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Antoine
Thursday January 20, 2011 @ 03:27 PM

Prison food is terrible, is not a tip. it's a warning.

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