Funny Status Message #89543

X says "I have four dates for Valentine's day!" "Oh really? Who?!" "My computer, my bed, food, and my dog.."
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# 165568 Food Digger: (noun) A female who dates, establishes and maintains relationships with a man with a sole purpose to eat, and get food at someone elses expense. Please don't got confused with a gold digger.
# 81081 Halloween = candy. Thanksgiving = food. Christmas = gifts. New years = drinks. Valentines day = sex. Birthday = all of the above.
# 105711 Halloween = Candy, Thanksgiving = Food, Christmas = Gifts, New Years = Drinks, Valentines = Sex, Birthdays = ALL OF THE ABOVE

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