Funny Status Message #89373
X If I'm ever in an accident while driving and updating my status and you're the first person to arrive on the scene, grab my phone and press "Post."
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- # 135429 When a newscaster says; "I am live at the scene with a person who witnessed the accident," what they really mean is; "Check out this douchetard we found at the scene of this crash."
- # 89181 The feeling you get when youre driving & you see a cop. And youre not drunk or high, but you think 'god I hope he doesnt notice I'm driving'
- # 17690 But officer, I wasn't texting while driving! I was updating my status!
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