Funny Status Message #87835

X is FACT: it panics the nurses when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor.
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# 65029 A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
# 65257 A lesson I learned in the hospital... when you push the help call button you might as well pull out a book. But when you masturbate while forgetting you're attached to a heart monitor, it sets off alarms in the nurses station and they show up within secon
# 202979 My heart says yes, but my ankle monitor says no

←Rate | 01-22-2012 19:03

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