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X Why I wear thick, fluffy socks: 1% Comfort 1% Warmth 98% Increased ability to slide across floor like a fricken ninja on an invisible surfboard
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←Rate | 01-14-2012 08:05 by hihuggiehi | Tags: Approved

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