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X i hope santa brings me my post apocalyptic survival kit tomorrow! aka: a 12 pack
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# 10859 Idea for a Christmas Party: Have two guys dress as Jesus and Santa Claus. One brings wine the other brings Eggnog with vodka. Santa brings his 12 reindeer playboy bunnies. All at your mother-in-law's house. ONE BIG JINGLE FOR THE YEAR.
# 48322 With the fuel prices as high as they are, I'm going to be BAD this year and hope Santa brings me COAL!!!
# 180448 In post apocalyptic movies everyone wears leather but there are no cows.

←Rate | 12-25-2011 01:20 by thedirtyjew

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