Funny Status Message #81835

X Just customized my boxers to say: Be careful, contents in this package may cause extreme arousal! My wife didn't get it :(
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←Rate | 12-04-2011 00:14 by rhammoud09(at)gmail(dot)com | Tags: Auto-Filtered

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