Funny Status Message #81156

X Just loaned my friend $10,000 to get a face lift. Now I can't get my money back because I don't know what he looks like.
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# 71629 When I die I hope ppl remember me for all the attention I loaned to them without retribution. And not the money they loaned to me without retribution.
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# 32238 If your friend doesn't lift a finger to help you...it is time to first lift a finger and then lift five fingers to wave goodbye!

←Rate | 11-28-2011 20:34

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