Funny Status Message #80631

X says When the bed is making more noise than the girl, it's probably time for a replacement.
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←Rate | 11-24-2011 03:50 | Tags: Approved

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Thursday November 24, 2011 @ 10:58 AM

Replacment bed or replacment girl?

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