Funny Status Message #79584
X Having your cell phone clipped to your belt is helpful for letting everyone know that you won't be getting laid tonight.
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- # 88664 FACT: If you clip your cell phone to your belt, your chances of getting laid decreases by 97%.
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- # 48777 I often want to pull up along side some moron talking / texting on their cell phone and ask them if they would drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up their a**, sideways.
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