Funny Status Message #78376
X I stopped over at my dyslexic friend's house for coffee this morning, he was busy covering his "manhood" with black shoe polish when I got there. I said, "No, silly you're supposed to turn your CLOCK BACK!" Dyslexia is such a curse.
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