Funny Status Message #76121
X Yes, m@sturbation is a pleasant, yet quick diversion. Scratching one's own b@lls however, can provide hours and hours of limitless entertainment. At least that's what my dad says.
Save as Image
- Related Status Messages:
- # 35055 I represent The Pizza Is Too Damn Good party... People eatin pizza 8 hours a day and 40 hours a week, my main job is to provide pizza for breakfast,lunch and dinner. Listen some childs stomach just growled did ya hear it?Give em pizza! Pizza Too Damn Good
- # 158496 I spend the first few hours of every day killing weeds in my front yard and the last few hours of every day smoking them in my backyard.
- # 206937 By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
Comments (0)
Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.
Funny Facebook Statuses
Site Links
© 1999 - 2021 Tjshome.com
