Funny Status Message #75641

X is My "In case of emergency number" is the liquor store down the street!!
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# 57085 FYI....just in case something happens.....The cashier at the liquor store down the street is my emergency contact person.
# 79111 Wow the liquor store clerk just said he's worried about me. I think it's time for a change. To a less judgmental liquor store.
# 168259 I wish I'd say "Yes" to an aisle seat. Now I'm at the window, drunk and in charge of the emergency door. In case of emergency, climb over me.

←Rate | 10-18-2011 00:16 | Tags: Filtered

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