Funny Status Message #74640

X Thinking about making fish flavored breath mints to tackle the lesbian market.
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# 109988 We couldn't afford to go to "SeaWorld",, So I took the kids to the fish market,, and it went like this.. Kids: Dad,, why aren't the fish moving? Me: Shhh,,,, the fish are sleeping.. Kids: But,,They're breaded ?Me: that's their blankie..
# 194561 My foot has been in pain ever since I stepped on a box of breath mints. My doctor told me I have Tic-Tac toe.
# 167753 Just bought Gawker for a roll of breath mints and two old copies of National Enquirer.

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