Funny Status Message #73645

X My goldfish is either planking or dead.
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# 96619 It should be against the rules to post anything depressing on Facebook. Shout out to a deceased relative, ok. But no one cares if your goldfish is sick and you hate your life. I dont even care if my goldfish is sick.
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# 69970 So if 69 is... you know... is 99 planking?

←Rate | 10-04-2011 16:51 | Tags: Approved

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