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X Hi. I just had a complete makeover. Hair, nails, makeup, boob$ etc. Bought all new clothes to fit my new size 3 figure. All this just so I can attract another a$$hole.
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←Rate | 09-28-2011 07:02 by Delores Disenchanted | Tags: Approved , noads

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