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X Last week I asked my girl to grade my "junk." It was a huge boost to my ego when she told me that she would have to rate it a triple A. This morning I had to change the batteries in my remote and I'm thinking now that maybe she is a b!tch.
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←Rate | 09-09-2011 14:27 by Marshall the Great | Tags: Auto-Filtered , noads

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JBabcock
Saturday September 10, 2011 @ 06:23 AM

Bud Your the Master! Do you write this stuff professionally?!!- well YOU SHOULD!!

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