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X is In other news Apple bans apples from all grocery stores.
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# 37586 Likes to dress like a gangster, drop my pants low, throw the ray bans on, have my face screw, and sing the hyms of the church while walking past ppl in grocery stores jut to freak ppl out kml
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# 2871 when life hands you apples, make apple juice!....or I guess you could just eat the apples, its really your call

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