Funny Status Message #7007
X I'm not asleep, I'm checking my eyelids for holes
Save as Image
- Related Status Messages:
- # 114563 She : "Are you asleep?" Me: "No, I'm just looking at my eyelids."
- # 140437 We naturally want a girl in our lives. Girls only like ass-holes. Guys become ass-holes to adjust. It's natural. Don't blame us.
- # 82800 Just put Nicotine patches on my eyelids, now I can see noises!
Comments (0)
Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.
Funny Facebook Statuses