Funny Status Message #68704

X is Sitting here eating a dozen wings thinking how badly I want to be a vegetarian.
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# 43668 I'm training for the Super Bowl. Today's menu: 3 dozen wings, sliders, nachos and beer.

←Rate | 08-26-2011 00:09

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