Funny Status Message #67310

X says You were on my good side, until you told me that you believe Elvis is still alive.
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# 206767 If life was fair, Elvis would be alive, and all the impersonators would be dead.
# 199688 Women used to throw their underwear at Elvis Presley. If he were alive today, they'd be throwing their Depends.
# 173039 I'm more like Elvis than most Elvis impersonators. I look nothing like him. I dress nothing like him. I sing nothing like him. It's just that women throw their underwear at me. I live in a dryer.

←Rate | 08-15-2011 03:14 | Tags: Approved

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