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X I keep seeing all these commercial on TV about working out and getting "ripped" in 90 days.. Give me a bottle of Jack Daniels and I'll get ripped in 15 minutes.
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←Rate | 08-12-2011 16:19 by Marshall the Great | Tags: Approved

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