Funny Status Message #66741
X Midas' touch, Baby! Uh huh, I gots it! Everything I'm touching is turning to gold today. Oh yeah! Wait. Never mind. F**king Cheetos.
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Saturday September 10, 2011 @ 11:42 AM
Dude this one's awesome!