Funny Status Message #66586
X is purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Therefore, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan!
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- # 66705 If you purchased $1000 worth of Delta airlines stock one year ago, you would have $49. If you invested it in aig you'd have $33. If you spent $1000 on beer and recycled the cans you would have $214.50. Therefor drinking heavily is your best investment.
- # 68556 a man with a plan. Granted my plan involves beer, strippers and chicken wings but a plan none the less.
- # 98558 My recycling guy knows 2 things about me... I don't recycle very often and I like beer.
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