Funny Status Message #65489
X Drunk is... Fumbling in the dark with a condom wrapper, only to discover you've been trying to open a packet of McDonald's ketchup for the last 15 minutes.
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- # 66089 Why is it when I go to McDonalds they ask if I want ketchup and they give me one packet for for my large fries. I go to Taco Bell they ask if I want hot sauce and I get sixteen packets for two tacos.
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- # 137747 How come a regular order of fries is now about 6 potatoes but a ketchup packet still only holds 1/100oz??
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