Funny Status Message #5997
X says Never buy anything from a man who is out of breath...
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- # 39549 Too bad people can't smell their own breath, this guy came to solicit at my front door this morning and his breath was scalding. He needed a Listerine popsicle!
- # 158315 I bet I can hold my breath longer than you. In fact, I bet you can't hold my breath at all.
- # 43260 DO NOT breathe in my face, if you can't handle the truth........."Hey, does my breath smell like tacos?"..."Did you have chicken sh!t tacos?"..."No?!?"..."Well then, your breath does NOT smell like tacos..."
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