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X Why is it that when a bird flies into a window, everyone feels bad for the bird, but when I walk into a sliding glass door, it's suddenly f*cking hilarious?
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←Rate | 05-14-2011 13:49 by Marshall the Great | Tags: Approved

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Thursday May 19, 2011 @ 03:47 PM

What if I was just given the words bird, window and door and had to write a joke? That's pretty much how a lot of these things are written. I think it's a pretty damn good job!

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