Funny Status Message #5386

X says to be ahead in life you have to own one
status message box

Related Status Messages:

# 49482 Instead of turning my clock ahead an hour tonight... I'm gonna turn my clock ahead about 6 hours. I will wake up feeling refreshed thinking I slept in late but still will have a full day ahead of me... WINNING!!!!
# 116904 see ladies, it's easy to get ahead in life. Just marry a surgeon and screw a General...
# 130575 Life is too short to buy a cheap toilet seat. Go ahead, get the good one, your a$$ deserves it.

←Rate | 08-12-2009 18:36 by mathew taylor | Tags: Filtered

Comments (0)

Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.

Funny Facebook Statuses

Site Links