Funny Status Message #51602
X Girl says "Guys are like bras. They hook up behind your back.".... The best reply, "Girls are like condoms, they spend more time in your wallet then on your d!ck!"
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- # 75685 Women are like condoms.. they spend more time in your wallet than on your d!ck.
- # 61037 @Guys - We appreciate when you keep your condoms within close reach from the bed so we don't spend ten minutes waiting naked while you search the other end of the apartment.
- # 140026 I assume guys who wear their phones on the hip do so because their pockets are stuffed to the brim with condoms and girls phone numbers
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