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X A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking a bit pissed off. The egg mutters, to no-one in particular, "Well, I guess we answered THAT question!"
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←Rate | 03-31-2011 14:16 by VJ | Tags: Approved

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Gamecock
Thursday March 31, 2011 @ 09:20 PM

Read it a few days ago, best chicken joke ever!

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