Funny Status Message #51289

X Me have safe sex? You kiddin? My girlfriends idea of safe sex is locking the car doors..
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←Rate | 03-28-2011 19:10 | Tags: Approved

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Tuesday March 29, 2011 @ 08:24 AM

I know. I wish she would lock them!

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