Funny Status Message #51183

X says Two tips for faster jogging (1) hot guy in front of you; (2) creepy dude behind you
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# 89449 A tip for you joggers out there: To run faster, make sure there is an attractive person in front of you at all times OR a creepy guy behind you.
# 22054 Seriously, dude in front of me at the register...digging in your pants for the last 2 minutes for change is making you look kinda creepy...
# 120832 turns out, Chanting "I'm not creepy" in front of a mirror doesn't make you feel any less creepy.

←Rate | 03-27-2011 23:38 | Tags: Approved

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