Funny Status Message #48141
X is not a stalker... but your couch does look good from the bushes
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- # 80872 I am thankful for Facebook for it has made my life as a stalker a whole lot easier. Gone are the days of standing in the dark, in the rain behind some bushes and providing free meal for mosquitoes no to mention restrain orders.
- # 48675 I didn't ditch you for the couch... I was already on my couch!! That means I would've been ditching my couch for you!
- # 125649 If your going to Facebook stalk me please have the decency to comment or like things form time to time..... I mean really, whats the good of having a stalker if you don't know your being stalked in the first place!
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