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X I like rice,,,especially when I'm in the mood for like 2000 of something...
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# 39194 has been told by his girlfriend that he keeps having mood swings, so in an attempt to monitor my moods she got me one of those mood rings. When I'm in a good mood it goes green but when I'm in a bad mood it leaves a red mark on her f*%king forehead.
# 99781 When we were kids, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. In a bad mood, it left a big red mark on our foreheads.
# 37250 When I was a little girl, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue. When she was in a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead.

←Rate | 01-31-2011 12:20 | Tags: Approved

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Anonymous
Monday January 31, 2011 @ 02:18 PM

I like when people steal stand-up comedian's lines and don't give them credit...especially Mitch Hedberg

Anonymous
Thursday June 2, 2011 @ 09:17 PM

I agree. At least give Mitch credit. U love that man, may he be headlining in heaven.

Anonymous
Thursday June 2, 2011 @ 09:17 PM

I meany I love that man, damn keyboard.

Anonymous
Friday July 22, 2011 @ 01:06 PM

Yea it's Mitch. What you posted was awesome, but again...it's Mitch. Give him credit.

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