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X is come here girl,you trust me dont you ?"yes",good,now close your eyes and smile like a donut .
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←Rate | 01-26-2011 11:17

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Scooter
Wednesday January 26, 2011 @ 11:20 AM

Get a life, Loser! This site is supposed to be for FUNNY statuses, not your lame ass nasty porn crap, filth, and sexual immorality. If you don't like to post good healthy family-friendly statuses, then go find a porn site and wack your pud over there. Get over your tiny penile fascination and grow up. Depart from here, ye workers of iniquity! In the name of Jesus, BE GONE!!! In other word, run along. Scooter has spoken!

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