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Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 04:36 PM
Hey!!! I didn't gain 45 lbs when i married scooter!
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 04:46 PM
I assume the wife is American then ?
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 04:47 PM
They think they are the porn patrol for this site. then you got that other guy the tells you to learn how to spell..
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 04:47 PM
But the things that proceed out of the mouth come from the heart, and those defile the man. For out of the heart come evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, slanders. These are the things which defile the man. You are sinning against a Holy and just God. Repent and turn from your evil ways, ye workers of iniquity! In the name of Jesus, BE GONE!!!
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 04:49 PM
Scooter is right, the rest of you pig-fuckers go find another website to post your trash.
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 04:51 PM
Scooter - you can't be me, no matter how much you want to be....
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 04:57 PM
Scooter, i can't understand what you are saying with rounders cum in your mouth stop talking with your mouth full of d**k
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 04:59 PM
Scooter...this is a funny status message website. If you wanna preach, go somewhere else like door to door. No one wants to hear it on here. Thanks.
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 05:09 PM
Have you seen a brittish woman rounders? ( I just threw up in my mouth alittle thinking about it)
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 05:13 PM
This is funnier than the actual site itself!!!!
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 05:18 PM
Does looking at women make you feel like throwing up Will ? Presumably that's a gay thing. On that subject has Cole removed his fist yet ? Anyway,in my experience British women tend to be much slimmer than Yank women, appreciate irony, own a passport and occasinally like decent sports.
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 05:59 PM
Brittish women are nasty looking dude. i've met plenty and most of them were fatasses with rotted out teeth, and ugly faces. thats why i almost puked. american women might be 60 percent fake but atleast they try to look decent for us men unlike you shi... i mean brits
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 06:24 PM
Preaching needs to be done where it is needed and judging by the filth and raunchy posts on here, this is as good as place as any! Do you know Jesus as your personal savior? He's knocking on the door of your heart! When you get tired of being unhappy, He will be there waiting. There will never be true happiness in anything else until you make peace with the One who created you. Jesus loves YOU! Won't you invite Him in today?
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 06:38 PM
The preaching is seriously ruining this place..what shame
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 07:12 PM
The porn and nasty immoral sexual filth is what is ruining this site. I agree with Scooter. You bastards get the hell off of this website right now! Rounders has spoken!
Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 09:45 PM
Fuck scooter and fuck rounders they suck each other off, probably the same person. I fucking hate both of them!
Wednesday January 26, 2011 @ 04:19 AM
Step up to the plate TJ and rescue your site from these morons.
Wednesday January 26, 2011 @ 09:24 AM
Yes, please save us from these guys
Wednesday January 26, 2011 @ 07:37 PM
Good thing we beat your asses in the war, so i don't have any need to even know how to spell you tea sipping, no teeth having country.
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