Funny Status Message #43251

X is If everyday were payday, my wife would be such a nicer person.
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←Rate | 01-19-2011 08:08 by Will

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Will
Wednesday January 19, 2011 @ 09:34 AM

Good morning rounders. Thank you for not liking my status.

Rounders
Wednesday January 19, 2011 @ 12:17 PM

Good afternoon Will. How do you know I don't like your status ? I don't, but haven't given it a thumbs down (yet...)

Anonymous
Wednesday January 19, 2011 @ 02:12 PM

Smack her in the yap a few times, Will. She'll start treating you better.

Will
Wednesday January 19, 2011 @ 06:22 PM

Lol [at] anonymous.

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