Funny Status Message #43123
X has just turned water into kool-aid. Your move Jesus
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Anonymous
Tuesday January 18, 2011 @ 09:56 AM
Tuesday January 18, 2011 @ 09:56 AM
Who wants to eat bread and fish? jesus was a horrible chef
Anonymous
Tuesday January 18, 2011 @ 01:28 PM
Tuesday January 18, 2011 @ 01:28 PM
Ha...but he fed the hungry with it. What are you doing for the hungry and the needy?
Anonymous
Tuesday January 18, 2011 @ 02:07 PM
Tuesday January 18, 2011 @ 02:07 PM
Jesus was murdered and rose again from the dead. your move. not sure you can keep up with my King
Anonymous
Tuesday January 18, 2011 @ 03:28 PM
Tuesday January 18, 2011 @ 03:28 PM
I created your king. I killed your king. I ignore the hungry. The needy can suck it. Stuff some bread up your ass and rub fish on your face. At least then it'll seem like you got laid. Man created god, no need to keep up with him why he can be erased.
Anonymous
Tuesday January 18, 2011 @ 04:11 PM
Tuesday January 18, 2011 @ 04:11 PM
Where is the prove that he ever rose from the dead? let me guess your Fairy tale book "The Bible". Adults believing in nonsense is so sad.
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Tuesday January 18, 2011 @ 07:06 AM
Jesus fed thousands with a loaf of bread and 3 fish... your move