Funny Status Message #42194
X My girlfriend just said she was leaving me because of my gross habits and childlike behavor.It shocked me so much that I almost choked on my toenail, which would have surely given up my position in the hide-and-go-seek game I was in with my imaginary frnd
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Scottyp
Saturday January 8, 2011 @ 05:44 PM
Saturday January 8, 2011 @ 05:44 PM
Excuse me, Mr. Barney. At least I'm participating. I don't see ANYTHING from you. Try not to criticize others if you're just hear to steal status's and leave.... Those type of people are the one's who definitely need to keep their day job. Pathetic......
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Saturday January 8, 2011 @ 04:53 PM
Keep your day job.