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X is I was standing by the door, and a security guard came over and said, 'You gotta move -- you're blocking the fire exit,' as though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run?
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Bustr
Wednesday December 29, 2010 @ 05:46 PM

Old Mitch Hedburg joke

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