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X Had a cold this morning so I took an Aleve-D and washed it down with an AMP energy drink. Judging by the way I feel, I am fairly certain my body converted to two into meth!
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←Rate | 12-28-2010 09:13 by Michael | Tags: Approved

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Tuesday December 28, 2010 @ 09:47 AM

It was all me! Well, me and Aleve-D + Amp.

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