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X is Santa does not get milk and cookies at my house. Beer and pretzels it is. I figure after several million gulps of milk and enough cookies to cause a diabetic coma, a beer would be refreshing.
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←Rate | 12-25-2010 17:22 by Stragen | Tags: Approved

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