Funny Status Message #40497

X I just coughed and sneezed at the same time, I think I traveled 3 seconds into the future.
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←Rate | 12-20-2010 19:05 by Marshall the Great | Tags: Approved

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C. Newton
Friday January 7, 2011 @ 11:55 AM

I'm sorry you're a Panthers fan, but at least you got dibs on the first pick. That's something to be proud of.

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