Funny Status Message #38673

She already has her mouth full with mine

Who wants a mouth full of salt water? I think if a man did it, he would realize why most women don't do that.

There ARE some guys who do it. They're called "homosexuals" If a woman truly loves her man, she'd do anything he wanted in the bedroom. If she doesn't, then she shouldn't be surprised if he finds someone else who does.

BTW, mine does everything I want her to do, and we've been married 17 years.

If a woman truly loves her man?? If a man truly loved his woman, he would not have her do something that would make her vomit. What if your woman wanted you to eat her feces? Would you?

Feces is full of bacteria and is unsafe for human consumption, so the short answer is "no." Sperm, on the other hand, is harmless. I've done things for her she wanted me to do that I didn't necessarily "like" doing, but I do it to satisfy her. And she satisfies me right back.

That's just an excuse. Would you swallow your own jizz, then, if she wanted you to?

Spitters are quitters.

[at]KatvonD. Why would she want me to do that? I have stuck my tongue on her recently urine soaked vagina though. Is that good enough?

I suppose if she really wanted me to, I would. I mean, if it were a life-long fantasy. After I was done, I'd just chase it down with a beer and watch some football. LOL. Really, what's the big deal?

So when did you first realise you had gay tendencies FunnyGuy ? ;-0

About the time you realized you had sexual feelings for your mother I suppose

Christ - you homosexuals sure are touchy ! I thought it might be easier for you now you've 'come out'. By the way, why call yourself FunnyGuy when you're not ? Surely your name should be BoringGayGuy. Just sayin'....

Of all the comebacks I've ever read, that was the most desperately unfunny. I don't wish to be homophobic, but you are living proof of why America is the most hated country on earth....

How do you know I'm from America, asswad? I guess I can't fault you too much for your sense of humor deficit. I'd imagine constantly being sodomized without the benefit of a lubricant or a reach-around would tend to dull ones senses.

I don't claim to be Sherlock Holmes, but it seems a logical assumption given your misspelling of "humour" and "sodomised". You really do walk into these don't you ?!!

FunnyGuy, whatever you say, the fact is, your woman's a slut.

You guys are douchebags!!