Funny Status Message #38436
X Husband & wife were watching TV about psychology & mixed emotions, he turned to his wife & said, That's a bunch of crap! I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy & sad at the same time. She said, you have the biggest penis of all ur friend
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