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X Good news: I can breathe out of one nostril a little! Bad news: I sound like a tea kettle.
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←Rate | 11-27-2010 13:48 by Marshall the Great | Tags: Approved

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Monday November 29, 2010 @ 12:55 PM

It really isn't, and I'm really not....

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