Funny Status Message #37530

X I'm not a chef. But I'd be happy to baste your turkey for you.
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←Rate | 11-19-2010 19:19 | Tags: Approved

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Saturday November 20, 2010 @ 01:51 AM

I`d rather u stuff me like a turkey...just spread the legs and shove it in!

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