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X 's sister asked if the dress she was wearing made her ass look big... I told her No!....it was all the crap she ate that made it look big
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←Rate | 11-17-2010 05:57 | Tags: Approved

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Goodeolboy
Saturday November 27, 2010 @ 11:51 PM

A few years ago my sister asked me if a dress made her look fat. I replied no your face does...ya, I got slapped.

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